if i was the pretentious nippleclamp that i am i’d name my band Thistoos and have our first and only album be called Hall Pass and have it be all about the fleeting moments in life both good and bad and then never release another album and just disappear into the folds of obscurity until some teenager somewhere puts two and two together and finds that Thistoos and Hall Pass together make This Too Shall Pass and feel like they’ve cracked the code to all of life and being.
yo i just want to be in a band like is that really so much to ask
"I’ve never dated a lesbian but I’ve always wanted to"
You’re a man
Why?????would?????a lesbian?????ever wanna date you????
Do you even know what a lesbian is???
What kind of response to “sorry I’m not interested, I’m a lesbian” is this????
My cousin once got angry and insulted when I told him a lesbian couple wouldn’t want a threesome with him.
so after three years of really smart commenters on Reddit and random Yahoo articles complaining about the princesses’ eyes being closed, I decided to take the advice to heart and update the series!
I’ll start rolling out the finished pieces over the next couple of weeks, but I think it’s clearly for the best.